You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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