so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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