plz talk dirty to me
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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