Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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