I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
