Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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