I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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