You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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