Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
