My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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