Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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