Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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