But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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