just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My Higher Power is John Stamos
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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