Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We have so much sex to catch up on
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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