im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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