TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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