Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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