Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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