the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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