sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Let's get the cat blown out
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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