Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have already put on my inside pants.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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