Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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