If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
someone owes me an orgasm
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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