dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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