Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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