Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This is classic penis vs brain.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
