so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
soo... how was my night?
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