I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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