he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
