this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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