Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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