I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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