ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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