PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
