508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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