Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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