is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My pussy is not your playground.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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