I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I have post one night stand depression
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize