Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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