Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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