Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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