I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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