I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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