Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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