I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
