Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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