I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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