It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So much Jack, so little girl.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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