I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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