he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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