Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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