I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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