Its about making memories worth repressing
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i will never coherently bang her
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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