i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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