WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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