yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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